I Dialed 9-1-1 Size:L your mother has already reviewed

your mother has already reviewed the evidence and reached a completely unbiased conclusion

this shirt is for anyone who understands that “cutting the cheese” isn’t always about a knife

lovers of ridiculous humor

🍻 Perfect for fans of edgy comedy

You let it sit there and do the work

I Dialed 9-1-1 Size:L your mother has already reviewedDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! Most people solve problems with communication, compromise, patience, understanding, empathy, and mature conflict resolution. This shirt celebrates the people who at least considered other options before eventually arriving at the same conclusion. At first glance it's just an old rotary phone. Look a little closer and the story starts telling itself. Bloody fingerprints. A carefully dialed number. One